Thank you for making me cry on the floor of my bedroom for a week. Thank you for ruining my self esteem, and being the biggest let down of my life. Thank you for pretending you didn't know me at all. Thanks for pretending you didn't see me at that concert last year. Thank you for not keeping any of the plans YOU MADE. And, Thank you for still occasionally ruining my day after all this time.
Love, Me.
Dear Universe,
Thank you for letting him get worms while he was on his mission.
Love, Me.
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