So lets talk about my body.

It keeps shrinking. As in, it shrunk. A ton. And then levelled off. And now it is shrinking yet again. For the record, I went to the gym for like a half hour on wednesday, but that could not possibly account for the 5 pounds that have mysteriously vanished in the last WEEK. Oh wait did I type that wrong? No. That was correct. 5 pounds in one WEEEEEK.

And Dearest Mystery (stress induced?) Illness... If you even THINK about coming back and riddling my body with pain I will sucker punch you in the face.

I have been doing really well for the last month. The doctor thinks I just have some weird condition where my bile ducts spasm when I eat. There is no disease linked to the condition, its just caused sometimes by stress. So I've been taking meds every time I eat to relax my little tummy and that has been working just fine. It has been glorious. I have been eating like a normal person and I even gained a couple pounds back! Until last week, that is.

Dare I even say it? Yes. I dare. I weigh in at a nice robust 150 pounds these days. Normal. Average. I mean I've still got junk in my trunk but I'm not complaining. Its just so weird. That's only 15 pounds over what I weighed when my driver's lisence was issued at the tender age of 16.

In contrast, 150 pounds is definitely 45 pounds less than what I weighed exactly one year ago. AND I AM NOT COMPLAINING. Seriously though. Its strange.

Also, I decided I wear too much makeup. Its summer time for crying out loud. There is no need. That is all.

I feel ya, Robbie Hart.

I just love The Wedding Singer.

I know the feeling.

Blahg.

See what I did there? I made the title of this post "blog" but instead I spelled it so that it included the word "blah" ... I'm so clever.

I'm in a serious blogging rut. There are far too few things in the world to appropriately make fun of right now.

Michael Jackson??

Too soon.

Daniel Radcliffe??

Too easy.

What's a blogger to do?

Quotes of the Day

"Hi my name is Bo..... B-O..."


"And today we learned that Kristin will lick anything."


"But he doesn't make me want to barf! Wait, but he DOES make me want to barf."


"In the next couple days, I will be crossing some boundaries."